Fifty Shades of Black – Review

Fifty Shades of Black – Budget of $5 million – 1 hour 32 minutes

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Fifty Shades of Black
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Hannah Steale, as a favor for her roommate, interviews Christian Black and it leads her to a path of sex and brutal honesty.  Christian, an admitted stalker with multiple restraining orders, goes to any length to get Hannah in bed but not in his heart.  He is 51 shades of messed up.  But Hannah, a homely and somewhat of a dim wit, girl wants Christian in bed and his heart.  Can the make a relationship work?

This movie is 50 Shades of Grey parody, with Zero Dark 30, Magic Mike, The Graduate, 12 Years a Slave, and Whiplash all mixed in.  This movie is funny because it is saying everything you thought when you rolled your eyes at 50 Shades of Grey.  There will be times where you cringe, cover your eyes, or just say WTF.  You may not laugh out loud, but you will see and hear things you will never forget.  The last 10 minutes of this movie, saves it from being a total dud.  If you are a fan of parodies, see this movie as a matinee, otherwise wait for RedBox.

I give this movie 2 out of 5 stars

Lucky Ms. Steale?  Keanu Reeves is lucky.  Flo’Rida is lucky.  Iggy Azalea is lucky – Christian Black

Wow, is so big? – Hannah Steale

How many times do I have to tell you, mother … Black Lives Matter – Christian Black

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