Keanu – Budget of $15 million – 1 hour 38 minutes

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Keanu, an adorable kitty, escaped two crazed gunman that attacked his drug cartel owner. Keanu goes on the search to for a new owner and finds Rell. Rell has recently experienced a break up and needs a little love in his life. So Rell welcomes Keanu with open arms. Rell’s cousin, Clarence, is urged by his wife, Hannah, to have some fun while she is out of town. Rell and Clarence decide to see a Liam Nelson movie but are shocked when they come home to find Keanu has been stolen and Rell’s home ransacked. Rell is determined to find Keanu and discovers Keanu is with the 17th Street Blips. Rell and Clarence pretend to be assassins and meet with the Blips leader, Cheddar. Cheddar tells Rell and Clarence that he will give them Keanu, if they do a drug run for him. Rell and Clarence, whom is reluctant, says yes. So Rell and Clarence need to keep up their assassin facade, make the drug run, and get Keanu back. This is a ride you will not forget.

This movie is unexpectedly funny. Don’t worry, you have not seen the best parts in the trailer. It has honest plot twist and WTF, OMG, and HFS moments. The laughs are consistent and weaves in parts of the duos comedy act. Go to this movie expecting more 21 Jump Street, Rush Hour 1, or Ride Along 1 laughs. Keanu doesn’t take itself seriously like Barbershop. Go to this movie to have a good time. Full price is worth it.

I give it 4.5 out of 5 stars

Everyone likes a baby kitty – Gangster

Can I help you? – Rell

Awww. You gay – Hi-C

Give me a second before I kill you – Bacon

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