Ted 2 – Review

Ted 2 – Budget of $68 million – 1 hour and 55 minutes

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Ted 2 starts with Ted and Tammi-Lyn getting married by Flash Gordon.   During the course of the film, you find that John and Laurie got divorced because he was changing too much for her.  Ted tries to get Johnny back in the saddle and find love again.  While helping Johnny, Ted and his new bride are having marital and financial problems.  How do you fix that? Have a baby.  While attempting all avenues to have a baby, Ted sets off some red flags and government realizes he is a toy bear … not a person.  So, he loses his job, bank account, credit card account, loyalty card, and marriage.  He decides to fight for his civil rights and get personhood.  So, he, can marry Tammi, have a baby, and get his life back.

This movie is ok.  If you are a die hard fan of the first movie and you have to see Ted 2, go matinee.  If you don’t have to see it, wait for Redbox.  The best parts of this movie, are in the promos.  There are weird dance sequences, flat jokes, and a similar ending.  This movie should have went straight to DVD, not in the theaters.

I give it 2 out of 5 stars

You hear that Johnny, you’re covered in rejected black guys sperm…just like a Kardashian – Ted

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