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Roofman – Review
Roofman – Budget Unknown – 2 hours and 6 minutes
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The military discharged Jeff, and he lost his family after consistently breaking promises. During a custody exchange on his daughter’s birthday, Jeff notices the inner workings of a local McDonald’s. He wonders how many he would have to rob to get his family back. The answer was 45. The media dubbed him the Roofman because he broke in through the roof.
A year later, Jeff bought a home, and his family, wife, daughter, and twin boys, live with him. He hosts a birthday party for his daughter, Becky, but can’t stop watching the news about the latest Roofman robbery. When a sketch appears on the screen, Jeff’s friend, Steve, notices the similarities. Steve calls Jeff’s gift of observation a superpower. He questions how Jeff can afford his lifestyle without a steady income. Jeff ignores the questions and focuses on giving his daughter her new bike. He opens the door to a slew of police officers. They arrest him, and the judge gives him 45 years in jail.
Jeff notices the inner workings of the prison and plans his escape by being helpful, kind, and quiet. He hides under a truck while it leaves the prison. The driver pulls over to relieve himself, and Jeff climbs out of his hiding spot and into the woods. He goes on the run until he can call Steve. Steve makes fake identification for anyone with enough cash. Jeff contacts Steve, but Steve needs a month to get the documents. Steve tells Jeff to find a place to lay low. Jeff sees the Toys ‘R Us across the street. He enters the store 10 minutes before closing, walks into the bathroom, and hides in the ceiling. Jeff makes himself at home.
One month later, Jeff calls Steve, but Steve signed up for a 6-month tour of duty. Jeff has to stay hidden until then. Jeff spends his days watching the staff on his baby monitors. In contrast, he has dominion over the store at night. During his surveillance, Jeff learns passwords, more about the employees, and their unwavering boss, Mitch. Mitch relies heavily on Leigh. She is a divorced mom of two who loves church. Jeff steals toys from the store for the drive after hearing Mitch reject Leigh’s toy requests. A parishioner sees Jeff’s donation and invites him to join the congregation. Jeff sits on a pew and watches Leigh sing in the choir. Later, the pastor’s wife invites Jeff to a singles brunch.
Jeff arrives at the brunch and is the only man in attendance. He charms all the women but concentrates on Leigh. Over the next six months, Jeff will be the man he never thought he could be. Can Jeff go undetected without getting caught? And will he be able to leave it all behind when Steve comes home?
Based on a true story, this movie is both funny and charming, with a provocative edge. It’s easy to look at Jeff as a folk hero, like Robinhood. You must remember he scared people, stole money, and put himself in complicated positions. The main character acknowledges his shortcomings in the opening sequence. He wants to ensure no one blames his ex-wife, his new love, or his background. He is an intelligent man who makes dumb choices. The set design department worked overtime recreating the store and hideaway. The designers incorporated the technology, music, and trends of the period. The director used natural lighting and practical sets to make the movie more authentic. This movie is reminiscent of Catch Me If You Can, but once is enough (FTC Affiliate Disclaimer).
I give it 3.5 out of 5 stars
Yeah, I’ll figure it out – Jeff
Personal problems on personal time – Mitch
Are you gay – Leigh
I don’t need your help – Steve
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Kiss of the Spider Woman – Review
Kiss of the Spider Woman – Budget of $30 million – 2 hours and 8 minutes
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The guards take Luis Molina to his cell. He was arrested and charged with public indecency and lewd acts. He quickly turns the cell into a comfortable living area and attempts to converse with his new cellmate, Valentin Paz. However, Valentin doesn’t want to talk. He’s in prison for leading protests against the Argentine Military Regime in 1983. Luis determines everything he needs to know about someone by asking them one question: What is your favorite movie? For Luis, it’s a musical called Kiss of the Spider Woman, featuring his favorite actress, Ingrid Luna. Against Valentin’s wishes, the flamboyant Luis describes the movie in detail. Valentin resists at first but finds himself captivated. Soon, Luis and Valentin use the retelling to escape their hell mentally. Their friendship grows, but this is a mistake. The warden promised to release Luis early if he got information about Valentin’s group, loved ones, and upcoming protests. Luis is on borrowed time because his hearing is coming soon. Can he get Valentin to open up without exposing himself? Or will Valentin change his heart?
This film balances the dark world of torture with the vibrant colors of a musical wonderfully. As Luis says, the musical is in Technicolor with dramatic reds and blues. The dancing, singing, and costumes allow you and the characters to escape the painful reality and enjoy the beauty in their minds. As Luis tells the story, he replaces the two main male characters with himself and Valentin. This choice allows the audience to engross themselves in their narrative while drawing parallels between their lives and the musical. Some compelling camera angles make certain scenes stand out. Luis, as Kendall in the musical, sings about how much he wants to be Ingrid’s character, Aurora, while looking at a mirror with Aurora angelically sprawled on the bed. You understand his level of worship for her. Later, Luis dissociates from the torture by pretending he’s dancing with Aurora. When the camera turns to his view of the stage, you see lighting, rigging, and crew on the set. It allows you to see how intricate his imagination can be. This film may win awards for its set design and storytelling. However, the actors’ performances will take a backseat to the vanity department, editing, and direction. This film is for the big screen, but you won’t have an urge to watch it again.
I give it 3.5 out of 5 stars
We made it, my love. We made it – Valentin
Red is your color – Luis
The things I say for money – Ingrid as Aurora
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