Crime 101 – Review

Crime 101 – Budget of $90 million – 2 hours and 20 minutes

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Mike intercepted a diamond exchange at Sammy’s jewelry store and walked away with millions of dollars’ worth of diamonds. However, this time was different. The passenger pulled out a gun, aimed it at Mike, and fired. Although it misfired, a fragment grazed him. Mike tells his fence, Money, that he’s having second thoughts about the next heist. The area isn’t secure, it will be daytime, and there will be too many people. Mike prefers to work in areas where he can exert control without resorting to violence. Money tells Mike to relax and enjoy his payday. Mike relaxes at home, and Money calls Ormon to do the job Mike won’t do. Mike asks his hacker friend to look into Sharon. Her clients have access to some of the finest jewels. If he can get close to her, he can rob her clients.

Insurance broker Sharon meets with a potential client, Steven. Steven wants Sharon’s company to insure his priceless art and his wedding. Everything goes well until she mistakes his fiancée for his daughter. Sharon returns to work but tells her boss they still have a chance for Steven’s business. She asks her boss about her promotion to partner, but he dismisses her. Later, he introduces a younger woman to the team and gives her Steven’s account. Then, he tells Sharon to investigate the diamond theft at Sammy’s jewelry store. They believe it was an inside job, and a payout would cost them millions. He wants Sharon to work with the detectives and ask them to perform a polygraph test. 

Detective Lou and Tillman question Sammy after the robbery. Lou believes this robbery matches a string of high-end jewelry heists. He meets with Sharon, and she updates him about the insurance company’s concerns. She mentions that people follow a pattern that they can’t break. That phrase gives Lou an idea. He narrows down the robberies and finds the pattern along Highway 101. Lou presents his theory to his boss, colleagues, and Tillman. After everyone leaves, his boss tells Lou to keep the thief’s profile quiet. Two of the cases have suspects, and a detective closed another. Lou’s theory will reopen those cases and disrupt their closure rate. Lou refuses to let it go.

Mike casually meets with Sharon and propositions her to help him. She promptly says no. He gives her a cell phone with his contact information if she changes her mind. While on a date, Mike sees that Ormon violently attacked store owners at the mark that Money wanted him to hit. Mike confronts Money, but Money won’t back down. Money fears Mike will strike out solo. So, he pays Ormon to follow Mike and get his next mark. When Mike catches Ormon in the shadows, he knows it’s a matter of time before Ormon kills him. Across town, Sharon forces her boss to tell her the truth. He admits that they will never promote her. She threatens to leave with his clients, but he says she is too old. Sharon calls Mike for revenge and a cut. Officers intercepted a robbery in progress and suspect that it’s the Highway 101 thief. They shoot and kill him. After realizing the mistake, an officer plants a gun on the body. Lou’s boss tells him to agree with the other officers’ reports. Lou’s dumbfounded. He located Mike’s car and his DNA inside it. He vows to find Mike and make him pay for his crime. Who will win in this game of cat and mouse: Sharon, Mike, or Lou?

This slick crime drama adds something fun, unique, and sexy to the genre. The characters are well-written and dynamic. Mike is the man with a plan. He employs low- and high-tech solutions to achieve his crimes. However, he is gentle and considerate of his victims. He doesn’t want to hurt anyone but needs them to believe he will. Mike’s interesting because he is timid when he isn’t working but confident in his heist. Sharon is a woman on the edge. She is overlooked and undervalued. Sharon can take one look at people and see into their souls, but has blinders on at work. She appears meek but is ready to take over. Luckily, she aims her rage in the right direction. Lou is a man who never rests on his laurels. He’s determined to do what’s correct every time. He doesn’t care who he takes down in the process. Viewers will root for all of them to win because they deserve it. The crimes are captivating and stunning with an appropriately comical dialogue. The film doesn’t feel like two hours because it enthralls you. The main characters have refreshing redemption arcs. This film may not conquer this award season, but it will win audiences. Viewers should see it in theaters today.

I give it 5 out of 5 stars

It’s okay. Shut up – Ormon

Best three minutes of my life – Lou

People who grow up in chaos crave order – Sharon

Go spend some money. Get laid. Go relax – Money

You believe in omens – Mike

GOAT – Review

GOAT – Budget of $80 – 90 million – 1 hour and 40 minutes

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Will and his mom, Louise, loved the Vineland Thorns roarball team. Will dreams of playing with his favorite team member, Jett Fillmore. Ten years later, Will delivers food for the diner where his mother worked. He’s late on his rent, and his landlord, Frank, wants the money now. So, Will grabs his treasured Fillmore 4 sneakers and visits a sneaker shop to sell them. The dealer low-balls Will, but he takes the offer. Will begins to run to Frank until his friends tell him that Mane Attraction, from the Magmas, is taking on anyone at their local court. Will arrives at the court and challenges Mane. First, Mane tells Will no because Will is small. However, Will puts his rent money on the line. Will loses the face-off, but he outmaneuvers Mane. Will’s friends edit the video to make Will look unstoppable, and it goes viral. 

Jett was the golden pick when she started on the Thorns. Today, everyone believes she should retire. Jett isn’t ready to give it up because she hasn’t won the Claw Championship. After losing another game to the rival team, Lava Court Magmas, Jett charges into the owner’s office. Jett wants new team members to showcase her skills. The owner, Flo, promises to look into Jett’s demands. After Jett leaves, Flo sees Will’s viral video and drives to Whisker’s Diner. She waits for Will to arrive and offers him a contract. Will makes history as the first small animal to sign a contract in the Roar League. 

Meanwhile, Jett hears the news and rampages into Flo’s office. She commands Flo to let Will go. Jett doesn’t see Will sitting in the corner. Flo reminds Jett that she is the owner. She tells them they have a press conference now. Jett and Will speak to the press until Will makes several blunders. Jett laughs at the blubbering goat and takes over the interviews. Afterward, Jett introduces Will to the team. Social media-obsessed Olivia fights self-doubt daily. She was a first-round draft pick but hasn’t lived up to her potential. Archie is a proud, single father of two dangerous girls who travel with him. Recently traded, Lenny hates that teams use him for his height. They label him the rebound king, but he wants to do so much more, including rap. And the strange Modo who breathes fire. Coach Cooper welcomes Will to the team but warns him that he won’t get much playing time. This season could be Jett’s last shot at the championship. And she won’t let a small ruin it for her. Can Will prove that being small doesn’t mean you can’t dream big?

This animated movie teaches kids to overcome perceptions. Will knows that he’s small, although he sometimes calls himself medium, but he continues to play. This lesson applies to many animated films, so it’s not a new theme. Even with the addition of sports, this moral isn’t unique. Sadly, the number of product placements is staggering for an animated movie. This picture excels in both graphics and dialogue. The anthropomorphic characters maintain their unique qualities and mannerisms. When Mane plays, he’s on two legs. However, he struts on four like any other horse. The animators allowed the courts to change into different environments. A frozen lake, tundra, or volcano serves as their court. It changes, adding new challenges for the characters and exciting visuals for the viewer. The dialogue has obvious one-liners but plenty of hidden gems. Yes, they did keep it clean. The plot adds one interesting twist near the conclusion. Kids will like it, but parents may be bored after the 2nd act. 

I give it 3 out of 5 stars

Where there’s a will, there’s a way – Will

Are you body shaming me for needing two seats – Lenny

I am good enough – Olivia

Don’t listen to me – Cooper

I stopped watching and punched myself in the face – Flo

Who’s got next – Mane

This is not actual money – Frank

Without me, they wouldn’t have anything to talk about – Jett

Don’t let them control you – Modo

It’s not okay to shoot Daddy in the face – Archie

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