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#AntManAndTheWasp – Movie Review
Ant-Man and the Wasp – Budget of $130 million – 1 hour and 58 minutes
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After Scott survived the Quantum Realm, Dr. Hank Pym and Hope believe Janet (his wife and her mother respectively) could still be alive. If so, they hope to bring her back. Over the past 2 years, they have been working on the Quantum Tunnel. They will use the tunnel to go subatomic and bring Janet back from the Quantum Realm. Of course, they decide to test the machine just to work out any issues. On house arrest, Scott has a dream about Janet playing hide and seek with a little girl. While he is not supposed to contact Janet nor Hank while on house arrest, he can’t help but leave a message about his dream. When Hope and Hank hear about Scott’s dream, they know their machine works and Janet is alive. Now they are on a mission for one final artifact to ensure Janet’s safe return. Hope goes undercover with a black tech dealer named Sonny Burch. But men on Sonny’s payroll discovered Hope’s true identity. Now, Sonny wants Pym tech in exchange for the artifact. When Hope says no, he takes the artifact and her money. During the battle against Sonny’s men, Hope (as Wasp) gets help from Scott (as Ant-Man) to stop Sonny. Just when they believe they have the battle under control, they are stopped by Ghost. Ghost can walk through any object and has superhuman strength. And to make matters worse, she has stolen the lab with the Quantum Tunnel inside. The shrunken lab. Now Scott, Hope, and Hank must defeat Ghost, get the lab back, go to the Quantum Realm, and save Janet while stopping Sonny from stealing their tech. And they must do this without Scott losing his probation. Or he will get 20 years in jail, minimum.
This film proves Marvel has mastered special effects (FTC Affiliate Disclaimer). It is dizzying and funny to see Scott go from tiny to huge to normal to medium and back. Also, a lot of real-world items were used in the fight scenes to make them more lifelike. Unlike most Marvel movies, Ant-Man and the Wasp has a villain and an anti-villain. Sonny is just a bad guy doing things for profit. While Ghost’s story is more complex and has more heart. You understand why Ghost is willing to sacrifice Janet’s life to save themselves. With Avengers: Infinity War taking a darker turn, this movie provides the laughs and thrills to lighten the mood. But don’t worry, it makes the connection between itself as a separate movie, the first Ant-Man, and Infinity Wars. You get a recap scene voiced by Luis similar to the first movie. You get a new storyline to separate itself from the other movies. And you get a recap of what led to Scott’s house arrest. Because of the recap, it’s not necessary to see Ant-Man. But you should watch Captain American: Civil War and Avengers: Infinity War before seeing this film. While this is a great Dolby or Imax film, 3D is not necessary. And say past the end credits for a shock and a question.
I give it 3.5 out of 5 stars
I still think about the night your mom and I had to leave you – Hank
Do you guys just put ‘quantum’ in front of everything – Scott
Did you guys get crushed by the building – Luis
It’s a pleasure doing business with you – Sonny
What do you want to be when you grow up – Hope
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#SausagePartyMovie – Review Repost – In Stores Now!!!
Sausage Party – Budget of $19 million – 1 hour 28 minutes
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Frank, a hotdog, and Brenda, a bun, can’t wait until the Gods (humans) take them to the Great Beyond, so they can be unpackaged and together forever. They live in the Shopwell Grocery Store and are excited about Red, White, and Blue day. They know that on this day, all hotdogs and buns are sold and go into the Great Beyond. Their only enemy is the Store Manager, who throws them away, before they can be chosen. Then, a returned honey mustard warns them that the Great Beyond is a lie and the Gods are monsters. The returned honey mustard, hotdogs, buns, a douche, and several other products are chosen by a God. The honey mustard commits suicide but jumping off the cart, but gives Frank a warning first. When Frank and Brenda attempt to save the honey mustard, several items fall out of the cart and don’t get chosen. The douche, damaged in the fall and thrown away, angrily plots revenge against the Frank and Brenda. Frank, however, is on a mission to find out about the truth about the Great Beyond no matter what anyone thinks, including the love of his life Brenda.
WARNING: THIS MOVIE IS NOT FOR KIDS IN ANY WAY. THIS MOVIE IS NOT FOR KIDS IN ANY WAY. YES, THIS WAS REPEATED ON PURPOSE.
Sausage party, is wonderfully animated with the most horrifying scenes since Saw (FTC Affiliate Disclaimer). It gives a great message that you should learn the truth for yourself and not blindly follow. Although, be warned, the last 15 minutes of this movie, you will see things you cannot un-see and you will never look at a grocery stores the same. This movie makes fun of every culture through its food. If this movie was not animated, it would have been given an NC-17 rating and possibly protested against. This movie is shockingly funny and outrageous. Some of the jokes did fall flat but the last 15 minutes made up for everything. Come into this movie with an open mind and a good sense of humor. And don’t say past the end crawl.
I give this 4.5 out of 5 stars
I would have never relished the thought that you would mustard up the courage to ketchup to me – Douche
Your celebrating your doom – Honey Mustard
I can still get up in there – Douche
I have never opened up before. She how tight I am – Brenda
Oh no, he suffered – Barry
Look at these big ol’ buns, waiting to get filled with my meat. – Carl
Banana’s whole face peeled off, Peanut Butter’s wife is dead! Look at him, he’s right there. – Frank
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#CaptainAmericaCivilWar – Review Repost – In Stores Now
Captain America: Civil War – Budget $250 million – 2 hours 27 minutes
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So if you don’t want to know anything that happens in the movie (including a brief synopsis, skip to the next paragraph. After several successful missions, the Avengers work is being scrutinized because of the escalating human and property collateral damage. One hundred and seventeen countries get together to draft the Accords. In the Accords, any mission must be approved by the UN before the Avengers fight. Each Avenger must sign the Accord or retire. Some Avengers sign right way, others retire, and some decide to sign at the UN Accord’s hearing. It is during this hearing that all hell breaks loose. The king of Wakanda is killed and Bucky is the prime suspect. Captain America, who has not signed the Accords, feels that there is more to the story; but Iron Man, who has signed the Accords, wants to bring Bucky in and sort out the details later. This is the start of the Civil War.
Marvel, Disney, and Industrial Light & Magic do it again!!!! The story holds along with the effects. The 3D is great for the fight scenes but loses some of its magic in dialogue because the glass glare messes with the 3D effect. In order to get this movie you must see Captain America: The First Avenger, Marvel’s Avengers, Captain America: Winter Soldier, and Avengers: Age of Ultron; as well as have knowledge of the Manchurian Candidate and Star Wars (FTC Affiliate Disclaimer). However, this movie feels more like Avengers:Civil War and not Captain America:Civil War. It is believed that since this movie is so Bucky-centric, it was flagged as a Captain America Movie. It is worth full price and in 3D. You will laugh, cheer, hold your breath, and say WTF more than once. Stay past the end crawl and be prepared to see Tony Stark as you have never seen him before
I give it 4.5 out of 5 stars
Ready to comply – Winter Soldier
Anybody’s told you you’re a little paranoid – Falcon
I’m not thanking that thing – Black Widow
Yes but the door was opened so I assumed …” – Vision
Awww, he knows me so well – Iron Man
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#SausagePartyMovie – Review
Sausage Party – Budget of $19 million – 1 hour 28 minutes
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Frank, a hotdog, and Brenda, a bun, can’t wait until the Gods (humans) take them to the Great Beyond, so they can be unpackaged and together forever. They live in the Shopwell Grocery Store and are excited about Red, White, and Blue day. They know that on this day, all hotdogs and buns are sold and go into the Great Beyond. Their only enemy is the Store Manager, who throws them away, before they can be chosen. Then, a returned honey mustard warns them that the Great Beyond is a lie and the Gods are monsters. The returned honey mustard, hotdogs, buns, a douche, and several other products are chosen by a God. The honey mustard commits suicide but jumping off the cart, but gives Frank a warning first. When Frank and Brenda attempt to save the honey mustard, several items fall out of the cart and don’t get chosen. The douche, damaged in the fall and thrown away, angrily plots revenge against the Frank and Brenda. Frank, however, is on a mission to find out about the truth about the Great Beyond no matter what anyone thinks, including the love of his life Brenda.
WARNING: THIS MOVIE IS NOT FOR KIDS IN ANY WAY. THIS MOVIE IS NOT FOR KIDS IN ANY WAY. YES, THIS WAS REPEATED ON PURPOSE.
Sausage party, is wonderfully animated with the most horrifying scenes since Saw (FTC Affiliate Disclaimer). It gives a great message that you should learn the truth for yourself and not blindly follow. Although, be warned, the last 15 minutes of this movie, you will see things you cannot un-see and you will never look at a grocery stores the same. This movie makes fun of every culture through its food. If this movie was not animated, it would have been given an NC-17 rating and possibly protested against. This movie is shockingly funny and outrageous. Some of the jokes did fall flat but the last 15 minutes made up for everything. Come into this movie with an open mind and a good sense of humor. And don’t say past the end crawl.
I give this 4.5 out of 5 stars
I would have never relished the thought that you would mustard up the courage to ketchup to me – Douche
Your celebrating your doom – Honey Mustard
I can still get up in there – Douche
I have never opened up before. She how tight I am – Brenda
Oh no, he suffered – Barry
Look at these big ol’ buns, waiting to get filled with my meat. – Carl
Banana’s whole face peeled off, Peanut Butter’s wife is dead! Look at him, he’s right there. – Frank
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#CaptainAmericaCivilWar – Review
Captain America: Civil War – Budget $250 million – 2 hours 27 minutes
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So if you don’t want to know anything that happens in the movie (including a brief synopsis, skip to the next paragraph. After several successful missions, the Avengers work is being scrutinized because of the escalating human and property collateral damage. One hundred and seventeen countries get together to draft the Accords. In the Accords, any mission must be approved by the UN before the Avengers fight. Each Avenger must sign the Accord or retire. Some Avengers sign right way, others retire, and some decide to sign at the UN Accord’s hearing. It is during this hearing that all hell breaks loose. The king of Wakanda is killed and Bucky is the prime suspect. Captain America, who has not signed the Accords, feels that there is more to the story; but Iron Man, who has signed the Accords, wants to bring Bucky in and sort out the details later. This is the start of the Civil War.
Marvel, Disney, and Industrial Light & Magic do it again!!!! The story holds along with the effects. The 3D is great for the fight scenes but loses some of its magic in dialogue because the glass glare messes with the 3D effect. In order to get this movie you must see Captain America: The First Avenger, Marvel’s Avengers, Captain America: Winter Soldier, and Avengers: Age of Ultron; as well as have knowledge of the Manchurian Candidate and Star Wars (FTC Affiliate Disclaimer). However, this movie feels more like Avengers:Civil War and not Captain America:Civil War. It is believed that since this movie is so Bucky-centric, it was flagged as a Captain America Movie. It is worth full price and in 3D. You will laugh, cheer, hold your breath, and say WTF more than once. Stay past the end crawl and be prepared to see Tony Stark as you have never seen him before
I give it 4.5 out of 5 stars
Ready to comply – Winter Soldier
Anybody’s told you your a little paranoid – Falcon
I’m not thanking that thing – Black Widow
Yes but the door was opened so I assumed …” – Vision
Awww, he knows me so well – Iron Man
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